Category: Humor

This kid should be returned to womb.This kid is a waste of skin.Would be an asset to the class if s/he were in it once in a while.The assignments written by you are not as thoughtful as the ones written by your child…So cut it out!via email from Cathy Hoyt, Mon, 10 Jan 2005 00:45:09…

So many men, so few who can afford me.God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.Coffee, chocolate, men … some things are just better rich.Don’t treat me any differently than…

Female prayer:Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart & strong,One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair & opens my…

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Frank from Boston explains: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.  The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.  I was assured by…

“Vacation” means going South past New York City for the weekend.You measure distance in hours.You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again.You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.You see…

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in New England.If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot…