Category: Humor
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Technologically challenged?
Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you “ain’t seen nuthin’ yet”. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.AST technical support had a…
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The Perfect workout routine!
Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I’d pass it on. The article suggested doing it three days a week.Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.With a 5-lb. potato…
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Christmas in class
The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas.She called on young Patrick Murphy, “Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?”Patrick addressed the class, “Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come…
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Santa’s bad day
One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. Alas, there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves just weren’t producing the toys as fast as the regular ones. Poor Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. …
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Are you smart?
Half this game is ninety percent mental.Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny OzarkWe’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?Lee IacoccaI was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. …