Category: Humor
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Kids in grade school think fast…
Teacher: Why are you late?Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign?Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”Teacher: No, that’s wrong.John: Maybe it’s wrong, but…
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Funnies
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six…
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Surveys of males
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter “T”. Examples of those days are as follows:TuesdayThursdayTodayTomorrowThanksgivingThaturdayThundayA recent survey was conducted also to discover why men get out of bed in the middle…
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Can you name this animal?
Don’t know huh? It’s a “Dill-Doe.”via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 24 Nov 2004 14:04:53 +0000
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Just a little too clever for his own good.
Watch this movie of a DUI stop from big-boys.com. Hillariousvia email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:32:46 +0000
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‘Tis the season (Near Boston)
The supermarket has yams and canned pie filling on sale, Haverhill traffic is all jammed up ’cause of the Christmas Parade featuring Santa with a very seasonal Dixieland Band, every fire truck within a 25 mile radius and the Pequossette High School Marching Gnomes playing “The Devil went Down to Georgia” with a rousing brass…