Category: Humor

Part ITypical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.  I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I…

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too good that morning.  I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!” and probably have a present for me.  As it turned out, she didn’t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.  I thought, well, that’s…

On Fri, 25 Feb 2000 11:04:17 -0600 I received a posting about this topic.  I subsequently posted a better version on August 3rd of that year.  Today I received roughly the same version, but with a little addendum to the answer which is hilarious and has been appended to the original version.

via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 12 Nov 2004 15:15:11 -0500

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…  or that you could crawl into a hole?  Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a…

via email from Nat Forbes, Fri, 29 Oct 2004 16:43:34 +0800

Precious Memories for Your HomeTake a journey back to the days when men were men and a slow-walking, slow-talking figurine had all America buzzing.Yes, it’s the Steven Seagal collection and for only $97.50 your home can have one of these exclusive, exquisite pewter statues of Steven in one of his many guises.  There’s the “Action…