Category: Humor
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Something to offend everyone
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? One US leader.What do you see when the Pillsbury…
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Red Sox Joke
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes.An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast.The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put…
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First date
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays. This was on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale…
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Three ill men
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain Smoker, and one was a Homosexual.The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.”The men left the doctor’s office,…
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Your Electric Service
Dear Electric Customer:Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So…