Category: Humor
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Grandma’s Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The…
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Send a letter to the President
President George W. Bush1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NWWashington DC 20500-0001Dear President Bush,Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s law. I have learned a great deal from you and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply…
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Bless me father
An old gent moved into a retirement community where good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, “Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different women.” The priest said, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into…
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Women over Thirty
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to…
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Golf outing
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” her husband demanded. “Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.” The…
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via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 23 Nov 2004 00:10:27 -0600via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:40:51 -0500