Category: Humor

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his face.  A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.  “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”He struggles again…

I shall seek and find you…I shall take you to bed and have my way with you…I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.I will make you beg for mercy… Beg for me to stop.I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with…

I don’t remember where I found this cartoon, but I enjoy it very much, because it isn’t about me.  Much.

Sometimes I get things in my mail (that I love) that are a little off color.  This post has several of these which shall be presented as links, not as embedded images.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:03:55 -0600 How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulbvia email from…

The brunette says to the blonde, “Watch me get the rest of the day off.”  The brunette gets upon her desk, jumps onto the light fixture, and begins swinging back and forth saying, “I’m a light bulb.  I’m a light bulb.”The boss walks in, sees her on the light fixture, and says to the brunette,…

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.  As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs.  The sign said: “Sex Frogs!  Only $20 each!  Money Back Guarantee!  Comes with complete instructions.”The girl excitedly looked around to see if anybody was…

Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgersThe flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.  The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with…