Category: Humor

I recently hired a new software developer who shared this enlightening memo from his previous employer (a DotCom).  Enjoy!Dr. WingnutPopcorn Popper and Hot Dog machineWe now have a Popcorn Popping machine and a Hot Dog machine in the kitchen.  Do not pop popcorn or cook hot dogs without permission.  We are going to limit operation…

Not a man with three buttocks; but Miss Chernobyl 2004via email from Eric Diedrich, Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:32:42 -0500

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…  She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.  As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.“Are you the manager?”  she asked, softly stroking his face with both…

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced, one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new…

An elderly lady phoned her telephone service to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called — and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang.  The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile…

Just released: THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM FOR 2004 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is to enforce U.N. resolutions against Iraq.“Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.A woman can’t…

Not quite sure what the hook is for now that the hat is not hanging on the store rack.via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 2 Jun 2004 20:58:04 -0400