Category: Humor
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Relationship test
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done,…
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Invalid password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a PASSWORD, something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring…
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Stress test
The attached picture is of identical Dolphins. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the…
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‘Nuf said.
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got…
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Political correct gender definitions
How to speak about women and be politically correct: (New 2004 version) She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB – She is a…
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The Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be mute and deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Ask him, ‘Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”The attorney, using sign language, asks…