Category: Humor
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A Woman’s Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for:Wisdom, To understand a manLove, To forgive him andPatience, For his moodsBecause, Lord, if I pray for StrengthI’ll just beat him to death.via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 Jun 2004 10:56:41 -0500
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New Dog Breeds
Collie + Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transportSpitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lotPointer + SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + DachshundPyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa ApsoPeekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer SpanielIrish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador…
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New Cell Phone Law
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but starting July 1, 2004, you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a “hands free” adapter. I went to Circuit City and they wanted $40 for a headset with a boom microphone for my cell phone. Having a friend in…
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2004 Republican National Committee Convention Schedule New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong7:35 PM Freedom Fries served7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It’s…
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CAPTCHA
I had to change something in my ICQ profile the other day, and they used the following image as a CAPTCHA:I had heard of the "Wall of Shame," but now I have actually seen it.What’s a CAPTCHA?CAPTCHAs (Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart) are designed to prevent bots – programs…
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Survey today
I took an online survey today that was suprisingly about M$ Office. Here was one of the questions, and my response: