Category: Humor
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Who’s on first, Updated
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store… Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.ABBOTT: Your computer?COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.ABBOTT: What about Windows?COSTELLO: Why? Will it…
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There is a big difference between service & serve
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word “service.”“The act of doing things for other people.”Then I heard the terms: Internal Revenue ServicePostal ServiceTelephone ServiceCivil ServiceCity/County Public ServiceCustomer ServiceService StationsAnd I became confused about the word “service.” This is not what I thought “service” meant.Then…
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One of those situations
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”And the other guy says: “So what are you up…
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Only as old as you feel
A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?” “I smoke 4 packs of fags a day”, she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a…
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To slay a dragon
The following email exchange happened at my office last Friday. Enjoy.FromEric D 04/02/2004 03:21:24 PMToEric BccAllSubjectRe: for those who…or at the very least a six pack.FromEric B 04/02/04 03:18 PMToEric DccAllSubjectRe: for those whoIt will probably turn into one of those exaggerated fables where it turns out that I left at 3:30 to go slay…