Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Caption this picture

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    This picture struck me a one that could use a really good caption.  Mine are:Well the alligators are about up to here…If I hold my hands out like this, I won’t fall over.Add your best shot in a comment.

  • Recent Research

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    A study conducted by the UCLA Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.  For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,…

  • Know your State Motto?

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    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have ElectricityArkansas: Literacy Ain’t EverythingCalifornia: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your HondaConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It YetFlorida: Home of the headless driversHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not,…

  • Overheard at dinner

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    We took our son Daniel out to dinner for his 15th birthday last Saturday.  It seemed to take forever to get a table for six, and were finally seated near the line.  We were talking when I distinctly overheard the sous chef say, "One Pokemon Sorbet."  I know I’m getting old, and my hearing isn’t…

  • Kids in Church

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    A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.  They were ready to discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.  Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife."After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason…

  • Faithful Dog

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    Warning, urban legend ahead. Two hunters from Minnesota — (true story).  This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Minnesota:A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are…

  • Too much help desk

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    The following exchange of emails occured at my office this week when my help desk guy sent out the following note:Matt’s MailFor the remainder of the day, Lightning and Thunder will be switched.  Any print jobs going to Thunder can be picked up at the machine in Wayne and Sue’s office and any print jobs…