Category: Humor

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.  The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off.  Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.  However, when the revelers saw the nun, the…

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, STORMY night, when you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.An old friend who once saved your life.The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.Which one…

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you might expect, decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls…

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi.  You know, I just hate drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.”The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a…

If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:Sad!  Very, very sad…THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!  And you’re on the computer! via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 6 Jul 2004 00:17:59 -0500

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man…

It is very tough to be a Republican in 2004, because somehow, you have to believe concurrently that:Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of homosexuals & Hillary Clinton.The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.“Standing Tall for America” means firing…