Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Woody is probably rolling in his grave

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    As the 2004 Presidential campaign heats up, all the liberal wieners and right-wing nut-jobs come out of the woodwork wanting to be the president.  Take as look at this flash movie for a lovely comparison of the candidates.Thanks to Nat Forbes all the way in Singapore for alerting us to this link at www.jibjab.com.

  • Remember The Original Hollywood Squares?

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    Peter Marshall asking the questions.Q. Do female frogs croak?A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.Q. True or False, a pea can last as long…

  • Onestone

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    This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, “If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!” The word got around and nobody called him that any more.Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and…

  • Where’s my Wife?

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.  Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked.“Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out…

  • Mother Superior

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    Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack’s liquor store.  One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh, Jack, give me a pint o’ the brandy.”“Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed Jack, “I could never do that!  I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!”“Oh Jack,” she responded,…

  • Quote of the Century

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    I voted Republican this year.  The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.Monica Lewinskyvia email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 18 Jun 2004 22:14:06 -0500

  • Possibly the very best chicken joke ever:

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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.  The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says; “Well, I guess we finally answered that question.”via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 27 Jun 2004…