Category: Humor
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Crocodiles love dogs
A dog barks nearby. "Crocodiles love dogs," [Mark] Read [Biologist, Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service] tells me. "To crocs their barking is like the jingle of an ice-cream truck to a child."Smithsonian, page 92, November 2001
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Blurb of the Week
Soon-to-be-author Paris Hilton, quoted in the Las Vegas Sun, on being introduced to Jackie Collins: "If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours."via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 13 Feb 2004 15:39:26 -0500
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Dell Gets Docked
My sources say Dell notebook users are pulling their hair out trying to get their peripherals to work with the company’s D/Port APR docking stations. When customers call Dell support, they’re fed the standard four Rs: reinstall, reboot, reformat, repeat — and when that fails, blame a third-party vendor. Robert X. Cringely, Infoworld
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Aren’t you from AZ?
The sign on the store read: Sale! Suits $5.00 each; shirts $2.00 each; trousers $2.50 per pair.Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arizona, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? …
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I’m beginning to understand women
Women are not supposed to:SnoreBurpSweat orPass Gas.Therefore, they must bitch or they will blow up!via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 11 Feb 2004 08:53:27 -0500
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A woman who reads
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the…