Category: Humor

Don’t name a pig you plan to eat.Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.A bumble bee is faster than…

Ironically, if Nat had tried this approach, perhaps he wouldn’t have written me the very same day this arrived in America complaining about an apparent bug in Micro$oft Outlook.  Apparently something snapped in the software and prevents his journal items from being displayed.  I’m still not sure if he has found the cure yet.All this…

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.  For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of acetaminophen.  Aleve is called naproxen.  Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.  The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.  After…

Here’s a dilemma for you….  With all your honor and dignity what would you do?  This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.  Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.The test features an…

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Minnesota.  Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.  The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.After what seemed an eternity and trying…

As much as the doctor has enjoyed the mugshot gallery at "Ugly People", which seems to have been taken over by adultfriendfinder.com he has been tipped off to another equally worthwhile site, "The combovers experience".  Take a look and see if you don’t agree that this is the kind of thing that makes the internet…

CLASSIFIED.  EYES ONLYYour tax dollars at work.via email from John R. Dodge, Wed, 14 Jan 2004 20:42:36 -0500