Category: Humor
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Unprecedented Summit
I was listening to the News Briefs on the local Boston all-news station when the reporter read a story about an unprecedented summit between the Prime Ministers of two countries who are encaged in heated territorial dispute.The reporter stated it was unprecedented because of the longstanding acrimonious relationship between the two leaders.Whoa! Acrimonious is not…
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Politically Correct
I came across this little stack of pages from a desk calendar "365 days of Political Correctness" that I was given in 1997. They were too good to just throw away, especially with the alternative spellings, so here they are: Saturday, 18 October, 1997In 1993, the Iowa City School District Equity—Affirmative Action Advisory Committee began…
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Christmas Fruitcake
1 cup of sugar4 large eggs2 cups dried fruit1 teaspoon baking soda1 teaspoon salt1 cup brown sugarlemon juicenuts1 gallon whiskeySample the whiskey to check for quality.Take a large bowl.Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.Pour one level cup and drink.Repeat.Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in…
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Good Cop/Bad Cop
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the Krispy Kreme for a dozen.via email from Carolann (AOW) Brisco Lusche, Sun, 21 Dec 2003 12:20:02 -0500
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It’s a BK Holiday!
It’s a Burger King Holiday! Is a well done take-off on the "Carol of the Bells" which I would have entirely missed if I hadn’t had my speakers on. Just like working in the fast food world, miserable. Enjoy.
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Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung…