Category: Humor

I’m supposed to walk one-quarter mile two times a day. (I actually do, once and a while)Last week I walked down to the center of town to get my stroll in and thought I would stop to see Steve the Barber and get a hair cut. (Actually, to get them all cut, while I was…

OK, I have my duck taped. Now what do I do?from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 11 Mar 2003 21:52:38 -0500

Thoroughly clean toilet.Lift both lids and add shampoo.Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)Flush toilet 3 or…

from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 25 Feb 2003 10:52:24 -0500

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will…

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would…

In light of the news of the so-called human cloning going on, I have to ask the hypothetical question.If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be:murder,suicide, ormerely making an obscene clone fall.via eMail from Martha Clark, Sat, 22 Feb 2003 18:40:11 -0500