Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • New fashions from Tokyo

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    Can you believe it?Cheeky?What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan.I suppose at least you could choose what sort of bum profile you'd like! via eMail, 21 February 2003Looks like someone is…

  • Commentary on the State of the Union Speech

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    Sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands." If you cannot find Osama, bomb IraqIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are frisky,Pakistan is looking shifty,North Korea is too risky,Bomb Iraq.If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.So to…

  • A Valentine Gift

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    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think…

  • General Motors vs. Microsoft

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    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press…

  • News Flash

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    WASHINGTON D.C. (REUTERS)Early this morning a devastating fire burned down the personal library of President George W. Bush. Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration. More poignantly, due to his hectic schedule, the President had not found time to color in the second one.From an eMail recieved 2 February 2003

  • Signs of Induhvidualism

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    Here are some Induhvidual sign sightings sent in by observant DNRC members. Sign in front of a motel in Carson City, NV: STOP! WE BEAT EVERYBODY!On an auto dealership's marquee in Southern California, home of the Angels baseball team:"Go Angles!"(Or maybe they support geometry.)On the sign for a U-Haul truck rental center in Brooklyn, two…

  • Analogies and Metaphors

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    Future Novelists… These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.He spoke with wisdom that can…