Category: Humor

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.A few…

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.  He was six years old.  Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 this evening.Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and family, was…

TAGYou're IT!!!This is a game of AOL tag!!! Tag as many people as you can and good luck will come to you. Read ahead!If you tag 2 people, your crush will notice you.If you tag 5 people, your crush will ask you out.If you tag 10 people, your crush will french you.If you tag 20…

Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?A: Conception.Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?A: Skinny dipping.Q: What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS, from every other TV show?A: No theme song/music.Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?A: Their birthplace.…

Two men are sitting, drinking, at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the…

Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to…

Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children (ages 5 to 10).  Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening, thus proving that all we need to know, we probably learned in kindergarten.WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?"Eighty-four.  Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and…