Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Product Announcement: Introducing FeMail 1.0!

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    This new product will reduce your communications needs considerably.  Its intuitive interactions will often leave you scratching your head in wonder.    When you pause in your communication and appear to be searching for words, the FeMail will quickly determine the direction and content of the communication and will finish the document for you.From your…

  • Retorts

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    He said, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him.  I said, "Do you earn a living doing that?"…

  • Sound accurate???

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    Here is one for anybody who has done tech supportA man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.  He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below says "Yes, you're in a…

  • Technical support tips

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    In the interests of providing a better service, your friendly Tech Support department has the following tips:When your computer crashes or something doesn't work, don't write anything down. We can play back the error messages from here.When a tech says he's coming right over, go for coffee. It's nothing to us to remember 481 screen…

  • THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN . . .

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    NICKNAMES:If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.  But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.EATING OUT:When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack…

  • The Top 10 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

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    Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.As seen on "COPS"If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the SheetsWe left off the 9, but you know it's there.Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.We'll leave the Lysol for ya!We…

  • Titanic tragedy

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    There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic".  Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie.  For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.  The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera…