Category: Humor
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Anagrams
This is really spooky…..An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.WordWhen you rearrange the letters DormitoryDirty RoomDesperationA Rope Ends ItThe…
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The Boston Accent
Pete SirMost say pizzaAaahchA tourist attraction in St. LouisCottonYou buy milk in itSeen YaLast year of schoolHollyAn excellent motorcycleBudded ConCorn on the cob with butterBaahnnieA famous purple dinosaurAhLetter between q and sLodgeOpposite of smallBah RumBar roomWicked BoahA not-so-interesting personSouthieSomeone from South BostonBah BahHe cuts your hairBub BluhWater fountainAwedOpposite of evenKhakisStart your car with themPita is…
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Consultant? Poor thing
PLEASE HELPWith contract terminations in the contract market around the globe looming due to the increasing fall in economic conditions, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right.Hundreds of consultants in your very own country are living at or just below the six-figure income…
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Dog Groaners
A dog owner in Dallas had a pit bull that hated to walk. He kept sitting down and bracing his feet so that his owner would have to drag him by his leash. The owner finally gave up when he realized that he was creating a… bottomless pit!I have a dog that talks in its…
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For the computer lover in all of us.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”In response to Bill’s comments, GM issued a press release…
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Gorilla removal
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He Looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one."Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks."Boy," is the man's response."Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy.An…
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.)Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s…