Category: Humor

At the urging of Vice President Al Gore and senior advisor Ira Magaziner, the White House has persuaded Special Prosecutor Ken Starr to conduct the Clinton/Starr testimony in an AOL chat room — grand jury testimony for the twenty-first century.STARRMAN: did you at any time have sxl rltns with ms lewinsky;STARRMAN: ?PREZ179: i never brok…

Home is where you hang your @The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.Great groups from little icons grow.Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.C: is the root of all directories.Don't put all your hypes…

Open a new document in Word Type "I'd love to see you naked" (without the quotes) Highlight the entire sentence you just typed Click Tools; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open the thesaurus)

AQUADEXTROUS(ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.CARPERPETUATION(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it…

A computer was something on TVFrom a science-fiction show of noteA window was something you hated to cleanAnd ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendAnd gig was a job for the nightsNow they all mean different thingsAnd that really mega bytes.An application was for employmentA program was a TV…

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?He who laughs last thinks slowest.Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.Auntie Em…Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.…

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.  The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.  "T-square, do your stuff."T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper…