Category: Humor

This was from the body of a message my brother sent me.  He upgraded to Win98 when it came out.  He is pretty technically inclined, not the usual windows user.I have found out ANOTHER flaw in 98. In order to get any update to the system one has to go to Microsoft's windows update page.…

Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows 95, 3.1, and DOS operating systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on…

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?  He sold his soul to Santa.Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?  He's all right now.Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.How do crazy people…

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code…Fix one bug, compile it again,102 little bugs in the code.102 little bugs in the code…(Repeat until BUGS = 0)

KAY MARTIN, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, got the fright of her life a few weeks ago. According to the Auckland Sunday Star, she and a friend were chatting over a drink when they heard a chicken squawking. The bird sounded in some distress, so they went outside to investigate, thinking perhaps that…

During his stay in the Hamptons, President Clinton was invited to stay at the Georgica Pond Estate of Steven Spielberg.  It has been learned from inside sources close to the president, that after all of the parties were over, Bill and Steve retired to the library and discussed some possible remakes of films to reflect…