Category: Humor

DEAR ABBY: I’ve been married for six years and have five kids.  No twins.  My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the morning too.  I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that is his hobby.DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a…

The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.  The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.  You need to use “big people” words she’d always remind them.She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.  Went to visit my Nana.  No, you went to visit…

Last week there was a very important meeting between God, Moses, and the Pope.  They were troubled because of the way President Clinton was behaving.  They decided that the only course of action was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across.The problem was how to word it so it matched the other…

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."Or..Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell…

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.I request your permission…

"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?"Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University, English 44A, SMU, Creative Writing. In-class Assignment for Wednesday:"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to…

A quote during the infamous Watergate scandal from a familiar person… During the Nixon era:"Yes, the president should resign.  He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust.  He is no longer an effective leader.  Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people…