Category: Humor
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A pair of gloves
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after careful consideration, decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed…
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Why kids shouldn’t be left alone
via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:54:29 -0800You might also enjoy: When it’s OK to say the F-Word and Sons who make Dad proud (And Mom cringe)
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How to drive in Phoenix
You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: “Fee-nicks.”The morning rush hour is from 5:00 AM to Noon. The evening rush hour is from Noon to 7:00 PM. Friday’s rush hour starts on Thursday morning.The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 MPH. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to…
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On Jewishness
Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?A: He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.Q. How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?A. She has a headache with the postman.Q: What business is a…
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April Fools
Not only is it Mrs. Wingnut’s birthday today, Google got into the spirit by adding this to the Gmail signon screen:They also posted this additional information.
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Traveling
How to Get Back at Someone Who Pisses You Off While Traveling…If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train, follow these instructions:Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.Remove your laptop.Start up.Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.Close your eyes and tilt your…