Category: Humor

You use a down comforter in the summer.Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye, and Leinenkugels.You think…

A flight attendant was finishing up her service when she came upon a man who was obviously distraught.  Immediately, the man started firing off a string of complaints about the in-flight service.The flight attendant stood quietly and listened to the tirade.“You bring me cold coffee, feed me bad food and the window doesn’t have a…

Samantha sent this to her dad, John.via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:26 -0700

Police #1While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old.  Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, “Are you a cop?”“Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report.“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police.  Is…

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on…

Collection of memorable mishaps!via email from Duane McDowell, Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:59:56 -080