How to impress a women:
- Compliment her
- Cuddle her
- Kiss her
- Caress her
- Love her
- Stroke her
- Tease her
- Comfort her
- Protect her
- Hug her
- Hold her
- Spend money on her
- Dine her
- Buy things for her
- Listen to her
- Care for her
- Stand by her
- Support her
- Go to the ends of the earth for her
How to impress a man:
- Show up naked
- Bring Beer