Month: August 2000

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it."I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where…

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But, then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."The husband asks, "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The…

Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?A: Conception.Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?A: Skinny dipping.Q: What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS, from every other TV show?A: No theme song/music.Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?A: Their birthplace.…

A little bird was flying south for the winter.   It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.   While it was laying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.   As it laid there in a pile of dung, it began to…

Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, 'Hey. Moe!' It roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice replaces…

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral.Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher…

Date: Thursday, May 06, 1999 8:39 AM—————Hello:We here at Miller Brewing Company, Inc. would like to help bring in the new millennium for everyone.  We like to think of ourselves as a progressive company, keeping up with our customers. We have found the best way to do this via the Internet and email.Combining these things,…