Author: Dr Wingnut
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The Three Corporate Lessons:
Lesson Number One:A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a…
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Becoming A Real Man
That's right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.YearTrimesterCourseDescriptionFirstAutumnMEN 101Combating StupidityMEN 102You, Too, Can Do HouseworkMEN 103PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth ShutMEN 104We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for ChristmasWinterMEN 110Wonderful Laundry…
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FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES"
According to Movie Life magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile. Why?PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town.What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't?PAUL LYNDE: They give milk…and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies.Who stays pregnant for a longer period of…
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Careless code recycling causes killer kangas
Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air ForceThe reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and – in the case of…
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Humor
New Words to an old Dylan Song:How many roads must a man drive downBefore he admits he is lostWhy when a man becomes married is heunable to find his own socks.How many times will it take 'til he knowshe has seen the three stooges enoughThe answer my friend, I cannot comprehendThe answer, I cannot comprehendHow…
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My three sons
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave…
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Obsure and interesting trivia
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car…