Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Caffeine

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    Cigarette smoking nearly doubles the rate at which the body metabolizes caffeine.National Geographic, pg. 32, January 2005

  • Once a pun a time

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    Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.  However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed a fire.  Thus, we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dophins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of young seagulls. …

  • Change

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    One way or another; change always starts as a destructive process.Tommy Zerse

  • Life

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    Life is not significant details, illuminated by a flash, fixed forever.  Photographs are.Susan Sontag

  • The lost chapter of Genesis

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    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.  He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will…

  • Make no mistake

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    There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.Duke of Wellington

  • Eliza Larmour’s Gingersnaps

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    Ingredients 1 cup solid vegetable shortening 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar (divided 1 + 1/2) 1 egg 1/4 cup dark molasses 1 tablespoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 2 cups flour Tools Mixer Medium mixing bowl Small mixing bowl Measuring spoons Measuring cups Rubber…