Dr Wingnut

Category: General

  • Annus Horribilis

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    A second flood, a simple famine,Plagues of locusts everywhere,Or a cataclysmic earthquake,I’d accept with some despair.But no, You sent us Congress!Good God, Sir, was that fair?John Adams’ prayer, from the movie “1776”With the prospect of a influenza outbreak of pandemic proportions, major earthquakes, tsunami’s and hurricane’s in the last year; you begin to wonder if…

  • GR8 Plate

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    I have a habit, while driving of making words out of the acronyms on license plates.  Yesterday I was out on some errands, and was stuck behind a guy that had the Minnesota plate PRK-050.  Which naturally was transformed into, “Prick number fifty.”  I know that it was a guy and that it was an…

  • Breakfast

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    Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.Paddy politely ignored the Englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation.The Englishman snapped his gum and said, “Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?”Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his…

  • Cliche

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    Just a few sandwiches short of a blank.

  • Disgusting

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    Time magazine reported (17 October 2005) that the union of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise is being called TomKat and that they are expecting a TomKitten.When is the press going to stop referring to couples as some kind of freakish single-celled microorganism.  Don’t they have more creative things to do than think up ways to…

  • New Vikings Song

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    (To the theme from Gilligan’s Island)Come sit right back and you’ll hear a taleA tale of fateful tripThat started from a small lake townAboard two tiny shipsThe mates were a bunch of pole dancersBut the wait staff was too pureThe Vikings team set sail that dayFor a three hour tour, a three hour tourThe action…

  • Way to go!

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    Chief Jay Lord, Capt. Daniel LaMontagne, Lt. Laurance Anderson, Lt. Brian Kent and firefighters Dennis Gillick and Steven Jautaikis, all of the Hampton Falls [New Hampshire] Fire Department, received a Class 2 Medal of Valor for their work on Aug. 20, 2004, at the Wakeda Campground.New Hampshire Union Leader