Category: Humor

This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from our president, George W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic purposes by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Too good not to share, especially during National Poetry Month…Make the Pie HigherI think we all agree, the past is over.This is still a dangerous world.It’s a…

Hello Folks:We thought when we moved to Wolfeboro we would be out of the country and in a more populated area. Now the rest of the story—- Dot was on the phone with our Kezar Falls daughter, and I was watching TV on our porch. You know sometimes you can sense a person looking at…

Martha's way:Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for pete's sake, you are probably laying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. You know we don't have anything better to do.Martha's…

To anyone with kids, of any age, here's some advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school speech about 11 things they did not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teaching has created a full generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them…

Let's see if I understand how America works lately.If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving she blames the restaurant.If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years…

CatholicismIf shit happens, I deserve it.ProtestantismShit won't happen if I work harderJudaismWhy does this shit always happen to me?BuddhismWhen shit happens, is it really shit?IslamIf shit happens, take a hostage.HinduismThis shit happened before.Hare KrishnaShit happens Ramah Lama Ding Dong.RastafarianismLets smoke this shit!via eMail, Tue, 22 May 2001 13:02:04 -0700

Memo from General Manager to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff…