Category: Humor
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Welcome to Boston
You know you’re from Boston if…You think of Philadelphia as the midwest.You think it’s your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R’s).You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.You refer to…
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Winders 98 Alert
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Appalachian edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of the Appalachian area.If you have one of the West Virginia editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. This edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It…
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A Holiday Wish
He laid her on the tableSo white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweatHe rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck, then her breastAnd then drooling, felt her thigh.The slit was wet and all was set,He gave a joyous cry.The hole was wide…he looked insideAll was dark and murky.He rubbed his hands…
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At the pharmacy
A father and his son go into the grocery store, when they happen upon the condom isle.The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.The father replies: "Well, you see the 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday…
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Bumper snickers…
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.I pretend to work. They…
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Czar
There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing." But…
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Don't Be Cruel
Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.