Category: Humor

Open a new document in Word Type "I'd love to see you naked" (without the quotes) Highlight the entire sentence you just typed Click Tools; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open the thesaurus)

AQUADEXTROUS(ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.CARPERPETUATION(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it…

A computer was something on TVFrom a science-fiction show of noteA window was something you hated to cleanAnd ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendAnd gig was a job for the nightsNow they all mean different thingsAnd that really mega bytes.An application was for employmentA program was a TV…

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?He who laughs last thinks slowest.Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.Auntie Em…Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.…

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.  The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.  "T-square, do your stuff."T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper…

Just follow the instructions below: Don’t scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can.  It may help to say the answers aloud quietly.FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can!What is:2 + 2? 4 +…