Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Lewinsky/Kaczynski

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    The goal of this week's word game challenge is to use the words "Lewinsky" and "Kaczynski" in a limmerick.  Submit your answers by return e-mail.Here are the winners:Runner up #1There once was a girl named LewinskyWho played on skin flute like Stravinsky'Twas "Hail To The Chief"On this flute made of beefThat stole the front page…

  • MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY

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    REDMOND (BNN)—World leaders reacted with stunned silence as Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) conducted an underground nuclear test at a secret facility in eastern Washington state.  The device, exploded at 9:22 am PDT (1622 GMT/12:22 pm EDT) today, was timed to coincide with talks between Microsoft and the US Department of Justice over possible antitrust action."Microsoft is…

  • Nerds

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    This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.  As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what…

  • On a deserted island…

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    There are a series of beautiful, deserted islands in the middle of nowhere. On these islands, the following people are stranded:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 English men and 1 English woman2 Bulgarian men and 1…

  • Product Announcement: Introducing FeMail 1.0!

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    This new product will reduce your communications needs considerably.  Its intuitive interactions will often leave you scratching your head in wonder.    When you pause in your communication and appear to be searching for words, the FeMail will quickly determine the direction and content of the communication and will finish the document for you.From your…

  • Retorts

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    He said, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him.  I said, "Do you earn a living doing that?"…

  • Sound accurate???

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    Here is one for anybody who has done tech supportA man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.  He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below says "Yes, you're in a…