Category: Humor

Here's a little something I found in the newpaper this morning that I thought would start your week off right (?)…Stephen Spielberg was discussing his new project, an epic on classical music composers, with Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Steven Segal and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Spielberg strongly desired the box office "oomph" of these superstars, so he…

THIS WILL WORK WITHOUT ANY GLITCHES FOR SURE….Y2K READY.

You know that all potatoes have eyes.Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one — a real SWEET POTATO whom they called "YAM."  They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the facts of life.  They warned her about going…

From:   Lynn ShowalterSent:   Monday, September 28, 1998 8:29 AMTo:     Carie LaClare; Home OfficeSubject:        RE: Carie on the phoneDo you mean courtesy?——Original Message——From:   Carie LaClareSent:   Monday, September 28, 1998 8:24 AMTo:     Home Office Subject:        Carie on the phoneWhen you walk by my desk, please make sure I am not on the phone before talking to me.  I know it is hard to tell, but it is…

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDIn an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET…

… Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease".Bill:"Summer intern, had me a blast"Monica:"White house intern, happened so fast"Bill:"Met a girl, crazy for me"Monica:"Met the prez, down on my knees"Bill:"Summer days, sucking away, oh, but those summer nights"Investigation Committee:"Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uhTell us more, tell us more"Linda…

A ten year old boy was failing math.  His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail.  Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a…