Category: Humor
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The beginning of a Tradition
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip … but there were problems everywhere.Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then…
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The Night Before Christmas – Internet Style
A festive holiday poem‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Geeks? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,While visions of Java danced in their dreams.My wife on the…
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This is cool!
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty but aren't:
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $320.00 an hour, she better be good!Can you get him to drop his suit?The judge gave her…
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Whale of a tale
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out our air holes at…
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Windows in space!
On Friday the 24th I was watching the NASA channel on cable TV to see how the experiments and Shuttle crew were doing. The men onboard needed to send instructions to the experiments in the cargo bay and were using a laptop to do it. As some of you may have heard, there was a…
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A Little Humor (Very little)
These Franciscan friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.Since everyone liked to buy flowers from men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and…