Category: Humor
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REAL KANSAS BUMPER STICKERS
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?He who laughs last thinks slowest.Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.Auntie Em…Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.…
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Smart dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff."T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper…
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Strange?
Just follow the instructions below: Don’t scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can. It may help to say the answers aloud quietly.FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can!What is:2 + 2? 4 +…
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The beginning of a Tradition
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip … but there were problems everywhere.Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then…
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The Night Before Christmas – Internet Style
A festive holiday poem‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Geeks? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,While visions of Java danced in their dreams.My wife on the…
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This is cool!
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty but aren't:
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $320.00 an hour, she better be good!Can you get him to drop his suit?The judge gave her…