Category: Humor

ANN ARBORThe Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50 AM, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.  When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said…

A Chinese scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out. He asked members of the audience to raise their hands. As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again. He then said, "Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: … 'Many hands make light work.'"A butcher fell in love…

A guy walks into the supermarket and buys the following:1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says, "Single are you?"He replies sarcastically, "How did you ever guess?"She replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."

Alabama: At Least We're not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona: But It's a Dry HeatArizona: Dehyd-rific!Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthangArkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthinCalifornia: As Seen on TVColorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterDelaware: Wow… you're in DelawareFlorida: Ask…

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him."How bad is it?" the doctor asks."I have no idea," says the husband."Well, please test her.  Stand 20 feet away from her and say something.  If she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing.  Keep moving closer and repeating…

It's time we did something about the price of gasoline in America!  We are all sick and tired of high prices when there are literally millions of gallons in storage.  Know what I found out?  If there was just ONE day when no one purchased any gasoline, prices would drop drastically.The so-called oil cartel has…

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