Category: Humor

A Debtor, called in for an audit at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.  "Wear your shabbiest clothing.  Let him think you are a pauper."  Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.  "Do not let them intimidate you.  Wear your most elegant suit and…

Anagrams – when you rearrange the letters in a word to make new onesDormitory = Dirty RoomEvangelist = Evil's AgentDesperation = A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost in 'emMother-in-law = Woman HitlerSnooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z'sAlec Guinness = Genuine ClassThe Public Art Galleries = Large…

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.  They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor…

A man enters a barber shop for a shave.  While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks."I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places…

GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ANY WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS WHO HAPPEN UPON A COPY OF THIS:The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen.  Kissing should only be…

His baloney has a first name,It's "I – did – not – inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I – wasn't – getting – tail."He loves to sling it every day . . .,The White House people all just say . . .,That Billy Clinton has – a – wayOf mak – ing bullshit sound O…

by Kevin ButlerDescribe your problem:__________________________________________Now, describe the problem accurately:__________________________________________Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:____________________________________________________________________________________Problem Severity:Minor __Minor __Minor __Trivial __Nature of the problem:Locked Up __Frozen __Hung __Strange Smell __Is your computer plugged in?Yes __No __Is it turned on?Yes __No __Have you tried to fix it yourself?Yes __No __Have you made it worse?Yes __Have you…