Today I am not going to smoke. When I talked to my friend Tommy, he said that he was thinking about trying to kick chew. We both agreed that we were thinking about it mostly because tobacco really gives you a bad case of the zactlies.
The zactlies were explained to me by the Controller of the Radisson Mark Plaza Hotel, Mark Herron, when we worked together in Miami, Florida. The zactlies are, “When your mouth tastes zactly like your asshole.”