Men

Why do men’s hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

Because she smells like a new truck.

via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 9 Jun 2005 12:38:24 -0700

Men

Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist

AND …

When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.

Send this to all the men just to annoy them.

via email from John Treworgy, Sat, 30 Apr 2005 07:26:10 -0700