Author: Dr Wingnut

Seventy-year-old George went for his annual physical.  All of his tests came back with great results.  Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically, but how are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with yourself; do you have a good relationship with God?”George replied, "Absolutely.  God and me are tight.  We are…

"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?"Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University, English 44A, SMU, Creative Writing. In-class Assignment for Wednesday:"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to…

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But, then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."The husband asks, "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The…

A little bird was flying south for the winter.   It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.   While it was laying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.   As it laid there in a pile of dung, it began to…

Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?A: Conception.Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?A: Skinny dipping.Q: What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS, from every other TV show?A: No theme song/music.Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?A: Their birthplace.…

Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, 'Hey. Moe!' It roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice replaces…

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral.Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher…