Category: Humor

Pilot fish takes this Friday off for a backpacking trip with a friend in Texas hill country.  At least he’s supposed to have the day off.“At breakfast I get a call on my cell,” fish says.  “The server has gone down and I’m the only sysadmin.  I spend about 15 minutes talking to them as…

Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.  Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.  Condi and her aides had no clue either,…

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.  The disease, “Gonorrhea Lectim” (Pronounced: “gonna re-elect him”), is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.  Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed in the prior four years.Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:anti-social…

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.  The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details.  Or putting it another way… “Hoosier Daddy?”Regarding…

Two boys in Boston were paying baseball when one was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.  Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck.A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the…

Pancho is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street.  Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.  Pancho is stunned.The Genie says, “Hello, Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you desire.”Pancho begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking tequila…”  Finally he says, “I wish to…

President George Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago.He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living.He referred to his career, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every Indian issue that came to his desk for…