Category: Humor

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are…

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'GUESS' on it.…

BLAMESTORMING:Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.CUBE FARM:An office filled with cubicles.PRAIRIE DOGGING:When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.MOUSE POTATO:The on-line, wired generation's answer to the…

I heard on ABC News this morning that an ABC news reporter was travelling from Cleveland to NYC and described the intense security he faced departing from Cleveland:He was not allowed in the terminal without a ticket, 2 body xrays, several "Wand" scans to detect metal (they made him discard a roll of mints because…

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock…

"I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON’T forward an e-mail. I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop up screen if I DO forward an e-mail.Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t know…

I have to tell you, just because it is so strange, that the person who sent me the litany about not forwarding e-mail for donations, profit, or to prove your friendship also sent me the following the same day:What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone … You had to…