Category: Humor

Name the 4 Beatles. _____ _____ _____ _____.Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _____ _____!""Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____.What do M&M's do? _____ _____. _____ _____, _____ _____ _____ _____.What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?_____ _____.Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____ _____.You'll…

"Slain Doctor Worried About His Death""There's an overturned tractor-trailer heading north on Route 93.""The bodies could not be identified because they were found face down.""Local construction is making it hazardous to drive in some areas of our city. We'll tell you which to avoid on the way home on news tonight at 9:30.""Doctors say the…

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system: CategoryTaskActionPointsSimple Duties:Making…

"I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad…

I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice….More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy…

I had addressed the Community Hospice of upstate New York and was departing the Albany airport to go to Washington D.C. As I slowly scrunch into my emergency aisle seat, I see Ralph Nader walking down to take the seat directly opposite me. This is the second week after the election and Ralph is a…