Category: Humor

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down.  Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,"Oh, it's Sunday…

Dear Mom and Dad:It has been four months since I left for college.  I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness.  I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down.  Don't read any further unless you are sitting down … OK?Good.  I am…

Say this each day on your way to work…God, Grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change;The courage to change the thingsI cannot accept;And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today because they pissed me off.And also, Help me to be careful of the toesI step on…

This September, 1998, a whole new batch of freshmen will walk onto college campuses in all parts of the country.   Did you know…Most were born in 1980.They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and did not know he had ever been shot.They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.Black Monday…

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer…

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton.  Welcome to E-Z-Bree-Zee Mortgages.  I'm Alan Greenspan.  No, no relation, sorry to say.  May I call you Bill and Hillary?Fine, First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bill it is."So you're planning to settle in Westchester County and want to buy the old Rye Brook place, 4-something acres, as I recall.…

This is the official moron test.  It is based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard.  Try to finish within 2 minutes.  When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to others.  Here you go… morons unite!!!!Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes or NoHow many birthdays does the…