Category: Humor

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched,""Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".Almonds are members of the peach family.The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.Ingrown toenails are hereditary.The word "set" has more definitions than…

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.  The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would…

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early.…

A man and his wife are visiting Mexico and go to the local restaurant for dinner.  They can't seen to decide on what to have so they spend a lot of time looking over the menu.  While they are looking, they hear a trumpet fanfare, and out of the kitchen comes the cook with a…

The RescueA ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see-through nightie. "Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!""But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed the brunette."You're not rescued yet either."Fire At The Blonde's HouseThis blonde's house…

The language folks who brought us "Ebonics," have decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer pipeline through Washington by designating Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. A speaker of this language would be a Hickophone. Th e following are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:HEIDINoun.  Greeting.HIRE…