Category: Humor

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the golden gate bridge after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing.  His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor.  He was late getting home and was speeding. *Wouldn't you know, a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, motioned…

A number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers. Rumor had it that the new company would be called Fairwell Honeychild.There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace…

I have a list of folks I know…all written in a book,And every now and then..I go and take a look.That is when I realizethese names… they are a part,not of the book they're written in…but taken from the heart.For each Name stands for someone…who has crossed my path sometime,and in that meeting they have…

Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-mail address.  For example, Mary L. Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.  They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you…

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help."Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as…

SO, THERE'S THIS MAN FROM BOSTON…  and he dies and goes to hell.  When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him.  The Devil then says, "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."  The Man says, "No problem, I'm from Boston."So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to…