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Humor

Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!The three little words are: "Hold On, Please…"Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming […]
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Humor

What Andy Rooney’s learned

I’ve learned… that when you’re in love, it shows.I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day!” makes my day.I’ve learned… that having a child fall asleep in your arms is […]
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General

CBS commentators who need to retire

It’s gotten to the point that I just mute these people when their segments appear during their respective appearances.  They really need to retire.Andy Rooney, Sixty MinutesBen Stein, CBS Sunday MorningThat’s the doctor’s opinion, and […]
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Quotations

Purpose

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.Andy Rooney
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Quotations

Purpose

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.Andy Rooney