“I resent your insinuendoes.”“If we don’t make some changes, the status quo will remain the same.”“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.”“If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his […]
If you woke up this morningwith more health than illness,you are more blessed than themillion who won’t survive the week.If you have never experiencedthe danger of battle,the loneliness of imprisonment,the agony of torture orthe pangs […]
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them:I loved you enough… to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would […]
Hooray for Dennis Miller! He said recently on his show, regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional:So, Your Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional because it says “Under God.” Guess that means when […]
10/21/2008Dr WingnutComments Off on To go along with the trading in for younger models
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary […]